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doeeyedcat:

Ms. Jones

(Source: )

truehorrorshow:

wehaveallgotknives:

monetizeyourcat:

weloveshortvideos:

i’ve watched this like 17 times

who beatboxes at a goat

a wise person

I’m very glad I watched this. Yes.

May 6

(Source: yeah-yougotme)

May 6

niehausex:

GoT Translated (X)

THAT’S IT THAT’S DANY’S ENTIRE PLOTLINE

May 6

douchebag-under-the-sea:

queenelsaofarendelleofficial:

allabitofablur:

I’m impressed by Penny’s argument

can the show just be the three of them

please

(Source: riddlemetom)

May 6
cartelgathering:

jonesydaking:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

navigator913:

When Shaquille O’neal was drafted into the NBA, he spent the first million that he earned within 30 minutes. O’neal then received a phone call from his banker, who scolded him, and told him that he would end up joining the list of former athletes who ended up broke if the current trend continued.

O’neal decided to sharpen up his education on business and finance. He returned to college, completing his Bachelor’s degree, followed by his M.B.A, and lastly, his Ed.D. That’s right, he is now Dr. Shaquille O’neal.
As of today, Shaq is the joint owner of 155 Five Guys Burgers restaurants, 17 Auntie Annie’s Pretzels restaurants, 150 car washes, 40 24-hour fitness centers, a shopping center, a movie theater, and several Las Vegas nightclubs.
In addition to his business holdings, O’neal still earns $22 million per year (roughly $423,000 per week) from his endorsement deals with Arizona Creme soda, Icy Hot, Gold Bond, Buick, Zales, and at least a half dozen additional corporate sponsors. He is also a studio analyst for TNT.
In Shaq’s own words, “It is not about how much money you make. The question is are you educated enough to KEEP it.”
Www.TimeToFocus.com/cmayes    


gotta feed dem kids. way to go, shaq.

Shaq is a fuckin Dr. 

YAY

cartelgathering:

jonesydaking:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

navigator913:

When Shaquille O’neal was drafted into the NBA, he spent the first million that he earned within 30 minutes. O’neal then received a phone call from his banker, who scolded him, and told him that he would end up joining the list of former athletes who ended up broke if the current trend continued.

O’neal decided to sharpen up his education on business and finance. He returned to college, completing his Bachelor’s degree, followed by his M.B.A, and lastly, his Ed.D. That’s right, he is now Dr. Shaquille O’neal.

As of today, Shaq is the joint owner of 155 Five Guys Burgers restaurants, 17 Auntie Annie’s Pretzels restaurants, 150 car washes, 40 24-hour fitness centers, a shopping center, a movie theater, and several Las Vegas nightclubs.

In addition to his business holdings, O’neal still earns $22 million per year (roughly $423,000 per week) from his endorsement deals with Arizona Creme soda, Icy Hot, Gold Bond, Buick, Zales, and at least a half dozen additional corporate sponsors. He is also a studio analyst for TNT.

In Shaq’s own words, “It is not about how much money you make. The question is are you educated enough to KEEP it.”

Www.TimeToFocus.com/cmayes    

gotta feed dem kids. way to go, shaq.

Shaq is a fuckin Dr. 

YAY

(Source: empowered00)

May 6

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

May 6

(Source: iraffiruse)

May 6
sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog)

May 6

cakeandrevolution:

Accurate depiction of fox news.

(Source: northgang)

May 6

(Source: doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

May 6
babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

(Source: warmthgiver)

May 6
matt-smiths-legs:

junjouchara:



I cant open the gif but im going to bet all my money its the its fucking red guy

matt-smiths-legs:

junjouchara:

I cant open the gif but im going to bet all my money its the its fucking red guy

(Source: deadwylona)

May 6
abasnail:

that’s what I call a traffic jam

abasnail:

that’s what I call a traffic jam

(Source: pleatedjeans)

May 6
candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

(Source: iheartladygaga)